A quick note on equality

So ladies how often do you stumble upon your fellas porn stash, anger and betrayal burning a hole in your heart?

How do you think he feels when he finds your rampant rabbit?So quit complaing about porn ladies, porn = rampant rabbit for men. Here's why, fantasy. In no way is porn real or in many cases realisable. Same goes for your quivering, rubbery friend; no man can live up to that. I don't think you'd want that anyway, it's the same with porn.Next time you kick off, think this, 'do i own sex toys and use them alone, without my other half?' If the answer is yes, quit being hypocritical. Am I right?

Strange Product Placement in Sainsbury's

Another dull visit to the local grocery baron, Sainsbury’s, on a friday afternoon. A horrible place akin to a UFO tractor beam sucking you in for exploitation and anal probing. And once you’re inside it's like a broken record, skipping to the same place and back.
Before you know you've bought the lot; taste the difference washing-up liquid, a magic toilet brush, Ready Brek and so on - you only went in for teabags.
So in short, a normal supermarket.
Not so, no not this one. This one comes with a subtle moral warning:
Whilst stuck in the track of slow moving trolleys, somewhere in the pharmacy aisle I decided to prove a point to my girlfriend;

"see, cock-rings are sold in supermarkets!"
Then I saw it: Calpol next to the condoms!
Now, that's what I call clever product placement. It's like a salesman selling you life insurance with your brand new AK47! If you don't buy condoms you're going to have kids. I'm sure this has helped Durex wriggle and writhe their way through the recession.

Sainsbury’s might have gone the whole hog by putting Nurofen, Earplugs and vodka in the same section.

1 Man 1Cup

I open what will be a regular commentary on filth, depravity and general nonsense - real and imagined, with a true gem of internet generated self-flagellation, well, of sorts, all will become viciously apparent soon; 1 man 1 cup.

For those faint of heart, those who do not want to dent their innocent mind and those who came onto here by accident, disappear right now! Well, look for my subsequent posts.

If you thought the infamous 2 girls 1 cup was an assault on the stability of your stomach and sanity, then you may be in for a heart attack inducing shock. I'll describe it for you, so you can tell your friends you've seen it:

1) Naked guy meets a jam jar anally - fairly bad considering the width. (The viewer is instantly alarmed by the scars on the participants leg and lower buttocks)

2) The jar smashes - when fully concealed. It could be a horrific and misguided accident caught on camera. Or it could have been planned, the jar smashed by a voluntary sphincter contraction. You work it out – filth seems to pay and this guy’s blog is ranked a rather high 185, 398, by internet ranking site, alexa.com.

3) Naked guy pulls glass out of his splintered arsehole

4) Lots of blood.

Now if you’re still curious check out the guy’s blog:

http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/12/05/1-guy-1-cup/

Be warned, this video will steal your soul. And quite possibly, the contents of your stomach. Don’t play it at work or anywhere stupid like on your mother-in-law’s laptop)